Kubernetes for AI: Because Overcomplicating Things Is Profitable

The K8s Industrial Complex

Why deploy one Python script when you can:

1. Containerize it (Docker).
2. Orchestrate it (K8s).
3. Monitor it (Prometheus).
4. Log it (ELK stack).
5. Bill it (AWS).

systemd Simplicity

For actual sysadmins:

sudo nano /etc/systemd/system/ai_bot.service  # Write a 10-line unit file.
systemctl start ai_bot

Advantages:

• No YAML hell.
• No $500/month control plane.
• No LinkedIn posts about “scaling to zero.”

Truth Bomb:

“Kubernetes is tax software for DevOps.”